Three Rings for the Elven Kings under the sky 
That beats having to break your neck and die

 Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
At least they were creative enough to live in self made domes.

 Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die
Adam really messed things up for us, but the Názgul are downright fiendish.

 One Ring to rule them all
Sauron hasn't heard of 6G? He needs a life.
One Ring to find them
Anyone else still auditioning? What happened to the Joker?
One Ring to bring them all
Pizza's here though.
And in the darkness bind them
Well, nepa don seize light.